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Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I'm glad this show was taken off the air so many years ago. However, people in my house can't get enough of it. To me, this garbage doesn't make any sense.

First off, No one (and I mean, NO ONE) walks up to a vampire and punches it in the face! Dracula was never punched in the face by a human. NEVER! Vampires that are punched in the face don't react because humans aren't physically strong enough to hurt them... So here comes Buffy.

"Take that, you evil Vampire, you!" *PUNCH!*

"GOOAARRGGHHH!" *Vampire flies to the ground*

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! You don't fight vampires (or demons for that matter) bare handed!! Blade, Vampire Hunter D and Alucard from Hellsing understood this! Heck, Alucard from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, didn't fight his father bare handed unless his hands were anointed and blessed by GOD HIMSELF!

What I didn't understand was the fact that Buffy fights slow as molasses and can still kill the the demons and vampires. That doesn't make any sense at all. Even if Buffy somehow had super human strength (which would make more sense), the fact that she's super slow should completely negate such power. Any normal vampire would toss a car at this slut and end it just like that. Yet, for some odd reason, NONE OF THE VAMPIRES CAN DO THAT!!. All they can do is change their faces so they look super ugly and... Well, that's it! Oh, and they're super strong... I guess... Yet, somehow a valley girl can KILL THEM!

Let me put it into perspective. Think of a super powerful samurai with demonic powers (kinda like Samurai Deeper Kyo). He walks up to a regular blonde valley girl who fights as if she's been watching Tai-Bo for 6 months and suddenly gets killed by a weak punch and a slow stab at his heart with a random stake. Sounds retarded? Probably because it is!

Let's talk about horror movies. My cousin is a horror movie fanatic. Loves them to death. I can't see why. All horror movies have the same plot, just told in a different way. Ok, you've got the group of weak pathetic humans and one or several overly powerful monsters, spirits, demons or serial murderers. People run, scream and die. Sometimes the killer is killed, caught, vanquished. And sometimes they're not. The END!

99% of them are like that. They just introduce new ways to kill people. 

Saw, is more of a torture flick than a horror. After 3, Saw started going down hill. Saw 3 really emphasized the torture machines. After that, Saw just became the "Torture Machine" movie. You could tell they ran out of ideas. 

Now, Jeepers Creepers.... I dunno what to say about that one. The monster was literately INVINCIBLE!! Those humans were screwed before the title screen even showed! How the heck can you stop a monster that can fly, can think, can take out an entire police station, punch through walls and use your guts as ways to "repair" its body? How do you stop a monster that's super strong and is impervious to pain?! Bullets can't phase it! You can disable it if you rip off some of its parts, but that's not easy! And even after you tear it to shreds, it still LIVES!! Here's the answer... You can't!

Ok, last one... I wanna talk about Rosario + Vampire. The first season seemed to do the manga some justice (somewhat). At least there was a healthy dose of fighting. However, in Capu2, it went "Super Fan Service". More panty shots than you can shake a stick at! The plot was stupid and it had very little to do with the manga. It even sported less fighting. That wasn't cool at all! If you read the manga, there's plenty of fighting! Not only that, but Tsukune has insane skills (after he was changed). 

Basically, it goes like this. If any of you remember the anime, I'll start from there. The last episode after Moka changed Tsukune and he saved her from the final blast from that dude (don't remember the name). Everything happens much like the anime except, they are inside a building. The girls fight him and nearly all die. Moka fights him and gets the tar beaten out of her. Suddenly, Tsukune saves Moka by punching the CRAP out of the dude. Everybody is blown away by Tsukune's power. Tsukune soon after finishes the dude off! WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THAT?! Why did the anime change it so drastically?! I will never know.

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So boring...
Alright, I'll admit my website has been a bit boring. It goes completely against my website's policy. My blogs have been boring and I'm sure half of you have been bored to tears. I know I have been.

I will admit, I have nothing funny to talk about now. I'm hungry and my brain stops functioning when hunger is involved.

I'll think of some informative and funny stuff some other time...

Oh, while I'm at it... A message to The One... *whispers* Don't put your private business on the blog... That's what PM is for! Just trying to protect your royal assets *wink*

Posted on 01/30/2009 01:27 am


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People get on my nerves!
Well, since it has already came and gone, I can talk about it. That's usually what I do. I wait awhile before I report things that could potentially get me in trouble. However, the following incident I will talk about, I'm already passed that.

Ok! Everybody knows the economy sucks. Right now, I'm trying to find a good paying job, but it's extremely hard due to the circumstances. In any case, I applied for an entry-level PHP/MySQL programming position at which is a translating company whose corporate offices are located in my city. My resume was forwarded to Henry Dotterer. He replies with:

Thanks for your interest in Unfortunately, for the current opening we are looking for a bit more experience in web development.

What?.... WHAT?! Are you kidding me?! I built this freaking website from scratch using nothing more but a program equivalent to notepad! NOTEPAD!! To be more exact, I use Gedit, which is a tabbed text editor in Linux.

I had to read his email twice just to grasp at what he was telling me. I then double checked the job description and it said "entry-level". It didn't mention anything in regards to a degree or anything like that. As a matter of fact, it mentioned that people with little experience would be considered. His reply to my email isn't even considered a 'consideration'.

Ok, granted, the URL to my site wasn't on my resume. However, my experience WAS. The guy didn't even attempt to ask, "Hey, pal! I see your resume says you have experience with PHP and MySQL. Do you have any examples to show?" Geez, I'd figured if someone's resume said they had experience in ANYTHING, they'd schedule and interview and find out if they really did instead of tell them right in their face that they have no experience.

Now, I do understand that some companies would love examples forwarded along with the resumes. Blizzard Entertainment is a wonderful example. They have software engineering positions in which they request for a resume and examples of code. That's all fine and dandy as long as they explicitly ask for it. I dunno. Maybe it's just me.

Well, whatever. People are stupid. Perhaps I am too! However, at least I stand a chance at survival! Many of the dummies out there, I don't understand how they're still alive! Amazing. 

For example, my best friend's girlfriend. She has some of the dumbest jokes I've ever heard. Of course, "that" doesn't make her dumb. However, if you add the horrid jokes with the random "Hehe, my grandmother tripped over a simple strain of hair", you'll go insane! I mean, she'd say the most asinine things during a normal convo and completely mess the conversation up.

Like, the other day, her, my best friend Pat, my girlfriend and I were at Denny's. Ok... He's throwing balled up straw wrappers at me. Ha-ha he-he; having a good time. Then she opens her mouth wide and lays out her tongue and goes, "Just put it in my mouth!". Seriously, WTF? So, we're looking at this chick like she's suffering from brain damage. There's a long silence. I then look at my friend, attempting to joke about it and say, "You're responsible for that!"

A few minutes later, we're discussing the quality of food at different restaurants. Everybody knows I typically get burgers at Denny's.

She then asks me, "Why go out and eat a burger? You can eat a burger anywhere." 

I asked, "Oh? Like where?" 

She replies, "Like, McDonalds. I typically eat burgers at McDonalds, but when I'm out, I get chicken." 

I then say, "Well, Denny's has higher quality burgers." 

Now get this. She says, "I don't understand it! If you want a burger, McDonalds is known for it. That's what they do. They make burgers. Denny's isn't known for their burgers." 

I got annoyed and said, "Denny's has better burgers." 

"No they don't." She says.

I reply, "Are you serious?"

"Yes. They have better meat. I like reprocessed meat." 

WTF?? That made absolutely no sense. Just because McDonalds serves burgers doesn't mean it's magically "better". It's a freaking FAST FOOD restaurant!!! Denny's is a diner! There's just no comparison. 

We then got on the topic of tipping waitresses and waiters at restaurants. We start talking about that for a bit and later she tells me I can find my own way home (she drove all of us). I say, "What?" She then tells me she's joking with the most serious face I've seen on a person. That's when I start to get angry. Later, the conversation continues and she says, "Seriously! Why are you still talking?" I say, "Because we're a group and I'm trying to get us all to talk." At the time, we really weren't talking at all. She starts babbling about me talking with a serious face. I interpret her telling me to shut up and I drew the line. "Ok, it's time to go home. You're seriously starting to piss me off!"

I can tell we aren't going to get a long at all. 

Posted on 01/28/2009 06:30 am


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Many things have happened... Many things
Nothing bad, of course. Well, maybe for a few people.

I've decided to remove from my affiliates. The admin of that site, while trying to negotiate with me in creating a php encoding script, had some other odd agenda. So weird... 

The admin of that site requested that I build a script that would encode MKVs to AVIs while keeping the subtitles and putting a logo on the upper right.

"Sure!" I told him. I knew I could make the script. I gave him two options. 1) Pay $200 bucks and I'll create the script and give it to you. 2) Pay absolutely nothing and upload media to my site or embed my videos on your site. In exchange, I'll host the script. Guess what this guy said... Well, his response is what I found ironic. He chose the free option (obviously), but he wanted me to "remove" any indication of the video belonging to Ultra Edge. What?! Remove the UE logo?? Why? Was he afraid that I'd steal his visitors -- As if Megavideos and Veoh weren't (the videos he embeds)? He also wanted me to remove the iframe too. Apparently, he didn't trust me, nor did he want me to get credit for anything I did. Can we say "Con"? Besides, I gave this guy a month to put my link on his site and he did not. So, I removed his. Besides, he didn't respond after I declined to do such. 

I told him he was bad at negotiating. Apparently, I understated when I said "bad". No, he's absolutely HORRIBLE. His site is much like all the other anime sites claiming to offer streaming anime. They never host it themselves. They just embed Veoh and Megavideos on their site. Some sites even force people to create accounts to "view" these embedded videos (which is stupid!). What would stop these viewers from going directly to Megavideos and Veoh? Besides, Megavideo charges people now. They only allow free users to watch maybe 1 or 2 hours a month.

Whatever. A lot of people online don't know how to negotiate. They usually choose to not respond instead of saying no. Well, whatever, right? Most anime sites are very fragmented. They are nothing like video game websites. Video game websites actually BUILD affiliates. Anime sites shun other sites and never build affiliates. What ends up happening is they die off. I don't really understand the logic in that.

As far as updates to UE. I've been fixing bugs and adding small features here and there. I replaced the ratings system. The old one just didn't work. The new one definitely works and it works well. I also made it easier to sort through the growing list of videos. 

Oh! I'm also hard at work creating a "Download Video" option for members only. This will allow people who are having problems streaming, or who would like to have a copy of a particular anime, to download the original MP4. Heck, why not?

I'm still working on the graphics. I drew a few characters I will eventually add to the site. I just need a good pen! I'll think of something, but my characters are all drawn out and ready to be scanned.
Posted on 01/22/2009 01:15 pm


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So long Bush....
Seriously, you won't be missed.

Posted on 01/21/2009 08:30 am


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What are n00bs?
(Directly from the Urban Dictionary)
I. What is this?
II. Defining 'Noob'

I. Noobish
II. Where to find noobs
III. Behavior of noobs
IV. Noob religion
V. More about noob habitats

I. Make sure you aren't one
II. Major noob avoiding strategies



I. What is this?
This guide is designed to give you a better understanding of what a noob is, how to recognize them, some details about them, and how to avoid or get rid of them. It mostly applies to online forums, which are the main targets of migrating noobs.

II. Defining 'Noob'
Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. Newbs are those who are new to some task* and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage. n00bs, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild if needed.

Noobs are often referred to as n00bs as a sign of disrespect toward them, and it's often hella funny, but I will refer to them as noobs during this reading.

* Usually the topic at hand on an internet forum.


I. Noobish
Often, but not always, noobs will attempt to communicate in their own primitive language, known as "n00bish." It is a variant of the hacker language that exposes them as having little intelligence or will to learn. Here is an example of some noobish. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand.

stFU /../, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!``!! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b

Although you may find this unbelievably funny and/or annoying, it is best to restrain yourself and keep from talking back to them, as they are very territorial and easily angered. This will result in their attempted verbal abuse of you, possibly backed up by other noobs, because they work in packs when doing offensive tasks. It is not an easy task to learn this language because our intelligent accent will keep it from sounding quite right when spoken. You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly.

II. Where to find n00bs
On the internet, n00bs make their colonies on forums. They migrate in waves, usually on weekends, and proceed to clog up bandwidth with stupid questions and sometimes even stupid answers. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to be on a board large enough to attract migrating noobs, there will hopefully be authority in charge who is smart enough to take extermination measures before they can make nests and larger colonies. THE BANNER HAMMER is one form of authority.

Larger colonies can result in the mutation of some into spammers. Not commercial spammers, but pointless spammers. A noob can become one of these at any point, but the larger the amount of noobs, the more chance pointless spammers will appear.

Off the internet, noobs appear anywhere the focus is on learning or discussing something specific.

III. Behavior of noobs
Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. The most often seen characteristic is their fluency in noobish, which is why it got its own section. They will also be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at. Also, they are quite agressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many L's and O's in rapid sucession (the noobish word for laughing like an ultimate retard).

It is their instinct to assemble in packs for defense, and they often attempt to organize packs that they call teams. Unfortunately for them, teams usually result in a total loss of communication and they can often begin to fight amongst each other. These teams are quite unlike those formed by non-noobs.

Noobs have difficulty reading English and cannot comprehend the idea of authority.

Therefore, they have an all-out disregard for rules, basic or not. A good way to identify a noob (bad) vs. a newb (good) is to tell them (or have an authority tell them) which rule they are unknowingly breaking. If they respond with an apology and fix it, they are probably not a noob. If they react by insulting everything around them in rapid noobish and causing general mayhem, it is because they are a noob and have had a small seizure due to their inability to understand what is happening.

IV. Noob Religion
Noobs follow a variation of the 1337 (sometimes 7331) religion, in which they worship the number in odd rituals and put altars in their forum avatars and signatures. They often call themselves 1337, which experts say is somewhat like calling themselves godly in a human language. It's best to not interfere with their religious fantasies and practices because that can lead to a noob uprising, which can turn a forum to mush in less than a week.

V. More about noob habitats
Noobs often attempt to maintain their own web pages. Some common features of these lairs are a terrible lack of content, background music, lots of pointless animated gifs, and pages that say some variation of 'tHEir isnothinG H34r yEtt LOLLOLOL!111!1!!~~~!!`! 13371337', which means 'Nothing here yet' in noobish.

They will also have large, seemingly infinite marquees of 88X31 affiliate buttons replaced with red X's scattered here and there, and possibly a hit counter showing a number less than 100. These habitats are numerous but fairly easy to avoid because only noobs link to them. So if you can identify a noob, don't go to its homepage. Simple as that.


I. Make sure you aren't one
Note: This section is bilingual so even noobs can make the discovery if they haven't already.

English (T4lk)-

Read the above parts of this guide carefully. If you find yourself unable to comprehend any of it but are instead beginning to think about how great you are and how awesome 'teh 1337' is, you might want to take one of the many available online quizzes to check your noobancy.

Noobish (133713371337)- Liek, u gott4 re3D teh gudieCAREFUl1y and tehn OMG LIEK I AM R0XX0RZ ya anD ify 0u turn into teh reTARDED u gota go 2 MY WEBP4GE LOLLOLOL!!111~11 ad check 4 warez n stfuu. if u r a n00b go2HELL LOLLOLOlROFLMFAO11!!!11!!!! a/s/l pos gtg n00b suxx0rz ur b0xx0rz OLOOOLOLLLL HELP HELP HELP 1337133713371337

II. Major noob avoiding strategies
The main factor in attracting migrating herds of noobs is a large, active forum. If you find one of these, look to see if it has the management to avoid noob infestation. If not, look for a small or mid-sized forum that covers the same topic so you can enjoy your time there before the noobs find it.

Another way to keep noobs from interfering with your life is to become part of the authority on one of these forums. But that's often hard to do so you'll probably be better off avoiding larger forums first off. If you do manage to become part of the authority, however, take full advantage of it and establish extermination policies so that normal people can have a nice time without noob infestations.
Noob Talk: LAlWAlwalwalWAWLAWLAWA!~!~!~!!!11!!! 1M NOtttt N0000BZ 
Posted on 01/15/2009 08:27 pm


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Does Ultra Edge look a bit different?
Well, that's because I'm playing around with a few graphics here and there. It's like I was saying awhile back, I wanted to add anime characters to the site. However, I need good colors to contrast together. 

The dialog bubbles are designed to give life to the characters I plan on introducing to the site. So, if you see weird things appearing here and there, then know that's the reason why :P
Posted on 01/04/2009 10:03 am


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Ugh! I'm sick, I'm sick, I'm sick!
Great way to start the year! Being sick... Dunno if its a cold or what. I just have a sore throat and congestion. I dunno.

Anyway, I came across an anime. An Ecchi, as a matter of fact. However, I dunno if I really want to upload it. I mean, its those types of animes that'll make your jaw drop. However, I'm a little uneasy with the fact that it stars, essentially, high school freshmen (it actually starts in middle school, believe it or not), with strong incestuous sexual innuendo. Though, they emphasize there's no blood relation (which is fine), they want to give the viewer the sense of brother and sisterly love; which goes beyond the normal love you'd have for a sibling.

Now, with all of that said, this anime is actually very popular in Japan because it was created by the same guy who created and designed Mahoromatic: Automatic Maiden, Bow Ditama; and also directed by Munenori Nawa: the same guy who directed Da Capo season 2. So, these aren't just a group of nobodies. 

I hate censorship, and I feel that not uploading it is a form of censorship in my mind. Who am I to dictate what is good for someone else to watch? At the same time, I feel that uploading the series may reflect upon myself. I'm seriously not into things that star children in highly sexual themes. At least, this is the reaction I'm getting out of this. If the kids were a bit older, then I would have no problem. However, that is not the case. This is what's bothering me.

So, now the question is... What should I do? Should I upload it for the sake of my viewers or should I hold out on it?

In anycase, Ecchi is perfectly fine here at Ultra Edge. It's not hentai, so it's cool. However, I do plan on putting warnings up that display before one goes to view the videos. I also plan on making such videos "members only". I suppose to give people an incentive to create an account on UE. I really would like more members. Besides, it's FREE! Why not?

Anyway, concerning the ecchi I spoke of before. Do you guys think I should upload it or not? I'd like to hear your opinions.
Posted on 01/02/2009 05:36 pm


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I think that if you do add it put a disclaimer saying that you don't necessarily approve of them being so young but felt that this was a good anime. (...and yes, make it members only!) ^_^ YAY! done!

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I had my girl friend take a look at the anime and even she's questioning whether or not I should upload it. It'll be interesting to say the least.

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Happy New Years Everybody!
w00t! 2009, baby!
Happy New Years to everybody!
Posted on 01/01/2009 12:09 am


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